Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Quotes from the Front Door

10:52 pm

*knock knock*

Me: (opens door) Hello.
Random guy holding a used buzz saw and socket wrench set: Hey man. You wanna buy a saw or wrench set? I promise the saw works. We can plug it in right now and prove it works.
Me: Uh, why are you selling?
RGHAUBSASWS: (looking around nervously) Because I violated parole and I only have a couple days before I gotta ditch town.
Me: Well, I already have wrench set.
RGHAUBSASWS: I'll throw it in for free! Quote a price on this saw - I promise it works. We can plug it in right now and I'll show you.
Me: No thanks, man. Bye. Have a good night.
RGHAUBSASWS: Ok, have a good night. Do you know who lives next door?
Me: No. (door closes)

*knock knock on the neighbor's door*

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